fork split bagels...

... are the invention of god himself! are you old and shaky and cant cut a bagel? do you not want yout kids cutting themselves with a knife? do you not want your little emo child cutting their wrists with a bread knife? are you a prisoner that cant be trusted with a knife? FORK SPLIT BAGELS are the answer! you dont need anything... you can just sorta pull em apart! and the best part is that they always fit in a toaster! i cant cut a bagel for shit, and it never fits in my toaster and burns! thank you god for fork split bagels!